funny definitions related to engineering

Engineering College : Place where you are punished for getting good marks in high school.

Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in our group.

Practicals : 90 minutes in which we watch the girls do our experiment, and usually destroy lab equipments.

Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is

Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.

Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.

Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must: only meant for sleeping and completing assignments.