engineer stuff

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funny definitions related to engineering

Engineering College : Place where you are punished for getting good marks in high school.

Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in our group.

Practicals : 90 minutes in which we watch the girls do our experiment, and usually destroy lab equipments.

Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is

Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.

Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.

Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must: only meant for sleeping and completing assignments.

chemical engineering: rules of the lab

1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
2. Experiments must be reproduceable, they should fail the same way each time.
3. First draw your curves, then plot your data.
4. Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.
5. A record of data is essential, it shows you were working.
6. To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
7. To do a lab really well, have your report done well in advance.
8. If you can't get the answer in the usual manner, start at the answer and derive the question.
9. If that doesn't work, start at both ends and try to find a common middle.
10. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
11. Do not believe in miracles---rely on them.
12. Team work is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
13. All unmarked beakers contain fast-acting, extremely toxic poisons.
14. Any delicate and expensive piece of glassware will break before any use can be made of it. (Law of Spontaneous Fission)

safety, by computer software engineers

At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer:

“If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?”

Among the ensuing forest of raised hands only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay aboard. He said, if our team is the software coder for the program then we all are safe as it is unlikely that it will even reach the runaway.

apple's siri thinks the nokia lumia 900 is the best smartphone ever

Is this the truth or Apple's software engineers screwed the Siri's code?